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Until such time his mother went A-milking of her kine; Where Tom unto a thistle fast She linked with a twine. A thread that held him to the same, For fear the blustering wind Should blow him hence,—that so she might Her son in safety find. But mark the hap! Who, being miss'd, his mother went Him calling everywhere; Where art thou, Tom?

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Where art thou, Tom? Quoth he, here, mother, here! Meanwhile the cow was troubled much, And soon releas'd Tom Thumb; No rest she had till out her mouth, In bad plight he did come.

Now after this, in sowing time, His father would him have Into the field to drive his plough, And thereupon him gave— A whip made of a barley-straw, To North wales amateur porn the cattle on; Where, in a furrow'd land new sown, Poor Tom was lost and gone.

Now by a raven of great strength, Away he thence was borne, And carried in the carrion's beak, Even like a grain of corn, Unto a giant's castle top, In which he let him fall; Where soon the giant swallowed up His body, clothes, and all.

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And so away goes lusty Tom, With threepence on his back, A heavy burthen, which might make His wearied limbs to crack. So travelling two days and nights, With labour and great pain, He came into the house whereat His parents did remain; Which was but half a mile in space From good Milf dating in Finger Arthur's court, The Adult want sex Elida Ohio 45807, in eight and forty hours, He went in weary sort.

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But now his business call'd him forth King Arthur's court to see, Whereas no longer from the same He could a stranger be. But yet a few small April drops Which settled in the way, His long and weary journey forth Did hinder and so stay. In honour of which noble day, And for his lady's sake, A challenge in king Arthur's court Tom Thumb did bravely make. Which made the courtiers all aghast, For there that valiant man, Through Lancelot's steed, before them all, In nimble manner ran.

Yea, horse and all, with spear and shield, As hardy he was seen, But only by king Arthur's self And his admired queen; Who from her finger took a ring, Through which Tom Thumb made way, Not touching it, in nimble sort, As it was done in play.

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